Sunday, April 02, 2006 @ 12:45 pm
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear jessie had to pay a special jessie tax.
- Jessie is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are jessie.
- Without its lining of jessie, your stomach would digest itself.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same jessie.
- The international dialling code for jessie is 672.
- Jessie cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by jessie.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from jessie.
- Jessie can smell some things up to six miles away.